Scrubbing Bubbles one step toilet bowl cleaner? They claim “effortless toilet cleaning with just the tap of a foot”. Sure, if you want to keep your dirty toilet dirty then by all means, just tap your foot to Scrubbing Bubbles. However, our Seventh Generation toilet bowl cleaner is nearly that easy and ten times more effective. (either/or)


Look at that glass table right there, clearly someone knows what’s good, it’s obvious Free & Clear, glass & surface cleaner has been used. (non sequitur)


Imagine taking a shower in a filthy bathroom with dirt encrusted tiles and soap scum in the tub. If that vision made you cringe, then you need to buy our Seventh Generation  tub & tile cleaner! (red herring)


If you don’t clean your house daily with our Seventh Generation all purpose cleaner, the be prepared to get an earful from your family about how unclean your house is. (slippery slope)


First Lady Michelle Obama uses Seventh Generation shower cleaner and she has proven to be continually happy with the results. Isn’t that enough to tell you that our solution is the best solution?! (ad verecundium)